WHAT TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so ya are lookin' a bit chuffed, mate. What's got your knickers in a twist? Spill the tea. We can't have you swallowing it all up, yeah? Maybe we want to go for a cuppa and you can chat us all about it. No hating here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Big mad? Alright, mate. Spill the beans. You look like you could snap any second.